7 Kinds

• The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
• The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex any where, even in the kitchen.
  
• The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
  
• The 4th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month - but not enough to live on.
• The 5th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "fuck you".
• The 6th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
  
• The 7th and last kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand each other any more. You go to court and screw each other in front of everyone.

Smurf Sex?